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厨房传来一声吼<></span><></span>晏子逸<></span>你是不是又偷我黄瓜了<></span><></span>
<></span>哎呦<></span>老妈<></span>你小点声<></span>吓得我魂都飞了<></span><></span>
总裁妈妈从厨房里走出来<></span><></span>行啦<></span>再敷也没人看<></span>你你都回来这么久了<></span>你们家‘二十四孝姐夫’怎么还不追来把你带走啊<></span>以前你要是一闹脾气回娘家<></span>那可是立马坐火箭光速追来的啊<></span><></span>
<></span>妈……你这是哪壶不该提提那壶<></span><></span>晏子逸嘟囔<></span><></span>兴许他们家火箭维修呢<></span>高铁都减速了<></span>还不许人家火箭减速啊<></span><></span>
<></span>是嘛<></span>那这修得也够久的了<></span><></span>晏妈妈故作沉思<></span><></span>万一他们家火箭报废了呢<></span>那你们不成了七仙女和董永<></span>天人永隔了吗<></span>（原谅她小学语文老师死得早……）算了<></span>你也甭等了<></span>让你爸赶紧再给你找个好的<></span>我还等着抱孙子呢<></span>你弟我是指望不上了<></span>就盼着你了<></span><></span>着就拨了电话<></span><></span>喂<></span>晨曦啊<></span>你赶紧滴给你家丫头找个女婿吧<></span>配置要齐全<></span>最好自带火箭的那种<></span><></span>
晏子逸无语夺了手机<></span><></span>喂<></span>爸<></span>你别听妈瞎<></span>我和东陵好着呢……东陵<></span><></span><></span>晏妈妈把她快瞪得飞出来的眼珠子摁了回去<></span>然后把剩下的黄瓜抢走<></span>得意的贴着黄瓜片<></span>一扭一扭回厨房了<></span><></span>我是一个美厨娘<></span>做饭本领强<></span>我要把我的乖儿子<></span>喂得白又胖……<></span>
晏子逸一把扯下脸上的面膜<></span><></span>我想妈了<></span>回来看看而已<></span>嗯<></span>走得太急了<></span>没告诉你<></span>生日<></span>呀<></span>我都忘了我生日的事了<></span>还好有你记得啊<></span>好老公<></span>离家出走<></span>呵呵<></span>怎么可能<></span><></span>干笑着<></span>实在忍不住了<></span><></span>你现在在哪儿<></span>什么<></span>纽约<></span>你回婆家啦<></span><></span>顿时心虚了<></span><></span>婆婆知道我离家出走了吗<></span>哦<></span>不<></span>我没离家出走<></span>我是回娘家探亲<></span>帮我跟婆婆好话<></span>以后回去看她<></span>听见没<></span><></span>乖老公~么么~<></span>
<></span>乖老公~<></span>晏妈妈学着她发嗲<></span><></span>一把年纪了还学人家玩冷战<></span>想他就找他嘛<></span>扭扭捏捏的<></span>一点你老妈我女中豪杰的作风都木有<></span>你看<></span>丈母娘一出马<></span>还不手到擒来<></span><></span><></span>
<></span>嘁<></span><></span>丢下个白眼<></span><></span>我去看看小扬他们俩怎么样了<></span><></span>
<></span>嘁<></span>也学她翻白眼<></span><></span>我就我撮合的功力深厚嘛<></span><></span>然后又得意唱上了<></span><></span>我是一个丈母娘<></span>撮合本领强<></span>想要冷战还玩分居<></span>想都不要想……<></span>
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